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8:12pm October 20, 2014

mutuals send me #’s so i can make a post about you

7:25pm October 20, 2014

simulatedcity:

the only thing that has changed in 150 years is half of all animals are gone

also we have more advanced telegraphs

6:17pm October 20, 2014

bifacts:

Fact: Bisexuals like to screw everything. They love carpentry more than anything. 

4:00pm October 20, 2014

asheathes:

ABANDONED WIZARDING SCHOOLS: THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

The school of Mamora Island had been in operation for a mere one hundred years before it was abandoned by the wizarding community. Located not too far from the Bahamas, the school was founded by the wizard Loas, who was discovered to be dabbling in dark magic when his behaviour grew more and more erratic and violent. Faculty and students unwillingly turned a blind eye, until a student was injured during one of Loas’s blind outbursts. After parents got wind of the incident, they withdrew their children from the school until the scarce student population forced Loas to close the school, although he remained on the grounds for decades where his descent into madness slowly claimed both him and the school. Wild weeds grew abundant, and the walls slowly crumbled. As water levels rose, more than half of the school was devoured by the mammoth mouth of the ocean. Although centuries have passed, protective spells around the school remain intact, rendering it completely invisible to the muggle eye. Loas’s vile magic lingers in the area like the veil of mist that shrouds the island, causing frequent weather disturbances and violent ocean activities.

2:51pm October 20, 2014

thatfunnyblog:

Me

1:43pm October 20, 2014

legolokiismighty:

40s-queen:

my favorite scene ever

Still makes me laugh

12:34pm October 20, 2014
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distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.
Ladies, this is an escape tool.

distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.

Ladies, this is an escape tool.

9:09am October 20, 2014
8:00am October 20, 2014

abigaildonaldson:

The writers of That ’70s Show must feel weirdly powerful right now.

6:51am October 20, 2014
durbikins:

durbikins:

get 50 notes on this post and I’ll give the dog a pepperoni

durbikins:

durbikins:

get 50 notes on this post and I’ll give the dog a pepperoni

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5:43am October 20, 2014
  • baby: b- b-b-b- b-
  • mom: bottle? are you trying to say bottle?
  • baby: b-b-BEFORE YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD, JAVERT before you chain me up like a slave again LISTEN TO ME there is something i must do this woman leaves behind a suffering child there is none but me who can intercede in mercy's name three days are all i need then i'll return i pledge my word, then i'll return
4:34am October 20, 2014

halloween-game-strong:

The saddest thing in the world is when someone flinches when you move fast like no I wasn’t going to hurt you friend